Things I want that don't exist.

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Here's the Volvo with its 1970 license plate installed, for attention. But anyway, there are two things I really want for it that I can't seem to find anywhere, and I was hoping that MAYBE they do exist. Firstly, I need a window decal of the IKEA instructions man. How is that not a thing already? And less likely, but still worth asking about... do you know if anybody makes a Swedish meatball shift knob?

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