Wow this Porsche Cayman S is an awesome car! Sure it’s impractical, but you buy it for fun, not for practicality! Anyone who buys it has great taste.
Wow this F-650 Pickup is a terrible car! It’s so impractical; you can’t even do any real work with it! And you should only buy a pickup for purely utilitarian purposes, then hate yourself for needing that pickup. Anyone who buys this for fun is a terrible person with inferior genitals. Unlike my genitals, which are amazing, and by extension make me an amazing and virtuous person.