- Brian Williams said he sent us an invite, and the producers believed him.
- Fox & Friends knows that President Trump has a poor taste in cars.
- The same hacker that compromised the archives of Joy Reid’s blog erased us from the schedule.
- We would break the irony of calling a show Reliable Sources.
- NBC, CBS, and PBS learned about our strict no sexual assault policy.
- They think we fell into a black hole.
- They had an empty stage to broadcast.
- They had to meet a close friend.
- They’re giving battlefield promotions.
- They are busy courting the favor of brutal dictatorships.
- They’re fighting terrorists.