I keep feeling like I'm missing something ...

Oh yeah, I’m in the completely wrong place for this weekend! This is the first Memorial Day Sunday that I’m not at the Indy 500, since I was 14 years old (1996). My body and my brain are confused.

Why haven’t I consumed a single pork tenderloin sandwich this weekend?

How did I sleep through the track opening aerial bomb at 6am?

Where are all the helicopters?

Why am I not sitting under the maple tree drinking water and watching people steam towards the track right now?

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I DON’T LIKE IT!

I get it, but I do not like it!

Gadamn it anyways!

That is all.

Hammer pic for your time.

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