All you have to do is drive one of the 47 K-Car derivatives we sell...

Oh man, this commercial is so 90s it hurts. Pretentious voice-over, vaguely jazzy soundtrack, cryptic “deep thought” title cards. I thought it had been lost to time, but the local VCR to Youtube guy back home found a copy.

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He also found a local Volkswagen ad from the same time that I actually thought was pretty good:

Golf version: