Well, at least I figured out why you’re all DEAD TO ME. A couple years ago, I gave you all an ultimatum: get me a Paris-Dakar Rally Porsche 959, or you’re all dead to me.
I still do not have a Paris-Dakar Rally 959, therefore, you are all dead to me. Every single one of you, which includes all of OppositeLock. (I’m dead inside, so I’m already on this list.)
Just look at all of these fantastic dirt-ready Porsches! They’re delightful cars! I would love to have any of these wonderful vehicles to hoon around. That ducktail swooshy neon Martini-liveried rally Porsche is perhaps the best-looking rally Porsche of all time. However, you are specifically dead to me for not getting me a Paris-Dakar 959.
Fortunately for you, it’s not too late to fix this.
Get me a Paris-Dakar 959.
