The end times are upon us. We’re facing a global plague. The herbs are invasive weeds that are destroying this cherished land. There is great woe, strife and I still can’t find a stupid full-time job. I can’t even run away to the Nürburgring. Everything sucks! So, whatever, ask me anything.
At least we won’t have to look at Herbspin’s butchered headlines in the sidebar anymore, I guess. Please distract me.
(Stunning image of fine German precision for your time.)