I want to have this guy's car towed so fucking bad

Illustration for article titled I want to have this guys car towed so fucking bad

This Stelvio belongs to this crazy guy at my gym who loves turning on every fan, even in winter. That sign in front of his car? 30 minute parking space and the number to a towing company. And he parks in the 30 minute space EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. he goes to the gym. Frankly, I'm surprised I haven't called that towing company yet.

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