Why do I insist on trying to keep my car clean and presentable?

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The hood is ruined, the bumpers are ruined, the roof is chipped, there’s a crease under the tail light, and now there’s a chunk missing from one of my wheels after having the local shop replace a valve stem. Oh, and those wheels are horribly stained and get covered in brake dust in under 500 miles because race brakes.

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I need to get out of school and get a job so I can get a new daily driver (probably a WRX) so I can turn this thing into a track rat so I can stop insisting on giving a shit about how it looks.