Alright, “Aliens,” we’ve had about enough. It’s time for you to either reveal yourselves or just leave.
Quit screwing around. You’re only making things worse for us. Your coyness only fuels lies, misinformation, and conspiracy theories. If you’re real, then step out of the shadows and let us deal with it. This is probably the perfect time. We are being hit with the next bit of crazy news every few days, so you might as well get it over with.