Le sigh

Personal feelings after the jump:

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These are absolutely terrible. Someone at Wrigley’s stood up at the board meeting and exclaimed, “By God, I’ve GOT it! Remember those horrible fruity flavored sodas that were big in the 1990s? What if... We made Starbursts that taste exactly like those?!?!?!”

We are not amused!