Today's houses

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Wheel in the sky...
Wheel in the sky...
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K I T C H E N
K I T C H E N
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Everyone’s favorite: BOWL SINKS
Everyone’s favorite: BOWL SINKS
OH YEAH
OH YEAH
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Big, nice loft. No bathroom or closet though... I would have had them throw in a little reach-in if I were a buyer.
Big, nice loft. No bathroom or closet though... I would have had them throw in a little reach-in if I were a buyer.
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Watch my naked glistening body!!! It’s the guest suite so I guess that okay.
Watch my naked glistening body!!! It’s the guest suite so I guess that okay.
A simple, functional closet. I approve.
A simple, functional closet. I approve.
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So then the mirror says to the carpenter, “I’ve been framed!” Dohohohoho
So then the mirror says to the carpenter, “I’ve been framed!” Dohohohoho
fancy boi
fancy boi
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Walk-in shower, glass panels on order.
Walk-in shower, glass panels on order.
Deeply recessed toe kicks. This is actually a really good idea. You can comfortably rest your genitals on the countertop while you pop ingrown hairs on your neck.
Deeply recessed toe kicks. This is actually a really good idea. You can comfortably rest your genitals on the countertop while you pop ingrown hairs on your neck.
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Ever notice that everyone with a butler’s pantry never seems to have a butler? [cue Seinfeld outro theme]
Ever notice that everyone with a butler’s pantry never seems to have a butler? [cue Seinfeld outro theme]
Tile!
Tile!
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Taste the new-ness!!!
Taste the new-ness!!!
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And now, I wait for the spirited replies.