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I’ve got things to say and they will be heard!

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1) I have an opportunity to buy my mom’s “project” NA Miata in the next year, yet somehow I’m way more attracted to an MR2 Spyder. Am I bad person?

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2) After dozens of hours of consideration, I still really want a Land Cruiser. But since I don’t want to give up either of my vehicles, I guess the only thing I can do is start saving for one. Current Land Cruiser Fund balance: $90.00

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3) I ate too much pumpkin cheesecake.