Told my wife, "Hey, while you were at work, I tried to buy another car yesterday."

Turns out, she didn’t find that very amusing 🙃

She said if I come home with another car, she’s coming home with a puppy. When I asked how much the puppy would appreciate a Camry SE V6 Coupe, the reaction on her face made it all worth it. Many other gems in our discussion, but the trolling seemed to only to entertain me so I’ll spare you all...

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But I did learn that the Land Cruiser is expempt from the Puppy Threat™. And Friday was payday.

Land Cruiser fund: ... Uh... give me more money that I don’t deserve please, god blessd