Let's help suggest a new car for Jordan*

Between his creaking sunroof, leaking oil pan, botched fix, incompetent local dealer, still-leaking oil pan, and squeaking something-or-other, I think we should help out our fellow Oppo with the car-shopping he will be doing after VW buys back his GTI.

Here’s what we know: He seems to like small fun thingie-do-bingies. He got rid of his FiST because is was moderately unreliable for him and he didn’t like the build quality... well, the GTI seems to be much worse already, so I’m going for chalk on this one:

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Small, fun, and reliable. 181 HP on the 2019, notbad.png

What say thee?