I'm ready to give up and just driving something that let's the world know how old I'm starting to feel.

This would be the chariot of choice.

Love those wheels...

I can’t find a beautiful blue one with these wheels for sale like my old neighbor had, so this bizarrely bright silver will have to do.

Although for the same price, I could get this and hold on a little longer:

Or I could just drive the longbed more and save 20 grand. Let’s do that.