I am having a very bad week... month... 2019...

I’ve been smelling some burning after a drive since this weekend and found a large amount of fresh oil on the ground from parking overnight:

For reference, it’s never dripped one drop since I’ve owned it. But...

My dipstick is already halfway down... Maybe I pushed it too hard in Portland, maybe it’s that it’s 17 years old...

Couldn’t identify any obvious places, but lots of fresh oil underneath. Definitely leaking fast enough where you can’t just top it off ever once in a while like the longboi.

Oh well. Really bad timing for various reasons...

[Snaps fingers] Darn.