I earned this.

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I actually pulled over the other night after that shit went down at work, only to find I had no wallet. No in spite of my best efforts, I managed to not drink during the work week, three weeks running. Drinking less and spending less. And best of all, when I do drink, it seems to taste soooooo much better. It’s like reward cake. But beer.

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