It's a good thing I don't live in Portland.

Because I want — NEED — all of these.

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This manual RWD T-100, blue on blue, is pretty awesome.

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This little RWD Taco demands my love.

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$1,000 for my favorite model ever with problems. Gee, what could go wrong — for the FOURTH time... shut up.

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They don’t get much better than this honest 4x4.

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$950 for a Corolla wagon with allegedly working AC? That’s “fuck it” winter-beater money.

Oh God, I need to buy a car nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww