"Is the moron who can't perform even the most basic tasks going to replace a fuel pump himself?!"

Yes. Yes he is. Or at least attempt to.

I’ve watched about a dozen how-to’s, and for 147 bucks, and not having to drop the gas tank, that’s basically “why the fuck not” money — Basically the price of the inevitable tow for when this thing finally doesn’t start (and we are damn close to that point).

Should be fun.