I didn't know this was a thing, but it is.

I own an American car!
I own an American car!
Photo: Dr.Z

My wife unknowingly (sigh) parked where she ought not to have for 5 hours. They wrote her two tickets for violating the 2 hour parking sign. I have never seen tickets stacked like this, except for that episode of Simpsons where Barney falls off the wagon, steals Homer’s car, and leaves it in New York City. Usually if you done bad, you get the one ticket for the violation that day... But then again, this is our first time dealing with Kirkland.

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I want to complain, but I guess I can’t. Oh wait, I found something I will complain about: $5 processing fee.