This agent thinks a liiiiittle too much of their photography. Plus bonus rage content for those who don't want to pay half a million dollars to live in a bungalow in Everett.

So here’s the home. Couldn’t be more humble looking at first glance. The Redfin listing had 37 photos, and a lot of them look like this:

Taking bad artsy photos of staging props when you’re trying to sell a home is not impressive! Bottom line is they basically ran out of stuff to photograph. Why? Because: It’s a freaking 1,100 square foot bungalow!

Aaaaaand not only that, but it has been listed for sale THRICE since 2017.

I actually looked at this home back in 2017 long after it went pending (I used to love — and then eventually, hate — looking at any homes nearby for sale). Now, two sets of hands later, it’s got the spit-shine flip package and dubious history.

Nice street and area — as far as my beloved Everett goes — but ahhhhhh no. $500k...