Fuck it I'll just be blatant. Come at me now, I'm ready.

But first, watch the racing above. Please. I beg of you.

Right. Done? Ya sure? Good.

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Shoot this dude. Or wait, no, not this dude. That would be too obvious and his supporters will latch on to the other guys.

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Shoot this girl instead. Non-lethal, but have her shot either way. THAT is how you generate controversy that kicks that dude out of office.