Really?

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Photo: for god’s sakes kinja it’s me

Other working titles:

  • My car is old and decrepit, so it leaks fluids (once again)
  • Why in the fuck is it leaking I just fixed it
  • #SubaruLife
  • And I thought rotaries used more oil

Ugh. Back to the garage I go. I took a peek underneath and I’ve seen where the leak is coming from. Hopefully it’s just a loose oil pan bolt and not the actual gasket failing.

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Either that or I’ll get angry enough with the car to just go “screw it” and spray it with enough sealant to make it watertight.