70 Series or G-Wagon or Patrol

We have the 70 Series Toyota

Look at me...all shiny and white...
Look at me...all shiny and white...
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It’s familiar, capable and nice and (in recent times) almost in a league of its own. Especially if you (like most everyone else) forgets about the Nissan Patrol...

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Which notably is available in two flavours (coils springs or leaf springs) of rear axle. The engine is a tad long in the tooth but still adequate for a 3.0 litre TD 4 cylinder that dates from the Old Days of My Yooof.

But now....

...now we (i.e. Australians anyway) have the Mercedes Benz G300 CDI

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Image courtesy of GoAuto
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3.0 V6 Tdi with 135 Kw/400Nm talking to a 5 speed auto box (no manual g/box available), constant 50:50 4x4 with three diff locks and a whopping 2,000 kg payload (less the weight of the tray)...as pictured (pretty much) for AU$120,000 plus on road costs. Or about twice as much as a 70 Series or a Patrol...[eeep!]. 

But as Go Auto points out...the 70 (and presumably the seemingly forgotten Patrol)...”does not match the G300 in payload or off-road specs.”.

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This is the maddest mix of the Toyota (bluff, utilitarian) and the Nissan (engine!) with some Mercedes techno artillery and price tag thrown in...oh and in a nod to Defender...an ancient chassis!

The idiot in me wants a G300. The conformist in me wants a 70. Some part of me wants a Patrol cab chassis but it won’t tell me who it is. And there is a tiny part of me wishing for the compromise to STILL be a Defender...

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I’m so conflicted. Perhaps I should buy a mid sized sedan and a caravan instead.