There's been a broken Volvo S80 in my parking spot for three days now

It’s an S80. There’s a massive puddle of oil underneath it. The lights were left on overnight.

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I have absolutely no idea who it belongs to, but I think the universe is trying to tell me something.

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(buuuuuuy anotheeeeeer Volvooooooooo)