Need Project Name Suggestions

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Alright Oppo, I may or may not be building a “Tweaker Harley” (thanks BlakeMT) motorized 2-stroke bicycle. As we all know, the most important part of any project is the name. Unfortunately, this is a part that I’ve been struggling with. Help me Oppo!

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Criteria:

  • After the unfortunate incident with “Death Kart,” the name cannot include “Death” or illusions to dying, crashing, or generally be morbid
  • Short and simple preferred
  • Cannot be “Angry Weedeater” as the Renegade has claimed that

Current suggestions:

  • Tweaker Harley

  • Angry Weedeater

  • Terrible Lawnmower

  • Ill-advised [something]

  • Lazy Bike

  • EPA Mandated

I don’t really like... any of these. Suggestions?