My God, this woman is the devil.

Illustration for article titled My God, this woman is the devil.

Hopped on the Vespa on a chilly 38 degree morning and rode to the trainer. What I failed to realize is that what I thought was a nice lady is a devil woman who lives to cause me pain.

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Somehow, this woman (who is way too goddamned cheerful for what she causes) knows how to isolate the absolute weakest muscle in each part of my body and then torture it endlessly.

She is doing a good job. Monterey road trip today! As much as I want to take the 'chaser, weather compels me to enjoy the GTI.