{"isEmbiggened":false,"pageType":"frontpage","postId":"1835024754","postPermalink":"https://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-dont-know-what-i-would-do-with-it-but-i-want-it-anywa-1835024754","parentId":null,"parentAuthorId":null,"defaultBlogId":"1252545","defaultBlogDisplayName":"Oppositelock","authorIds":["5876237249235914283"],"authorName":"ImmoralMinority","className":"sc-1i9kufk-0 ixGbux"}