Tell your significant other that it's only a Minor purchase.

You would technically be correct.

And everyone should have a 1967 Morris Minor 1000 in their lives!

The interior is... not great, but usable. There’s not a ton of rust. It’s not running, but the engine turns by hand and the owner and a mechanic suspect it just needs a new starter and fresh gas. Bidding has gotten up to $950 with 6 days to go... Anyone wanna make a Minor purchase?