Cursed Lego

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Some say that if you look into a mirror and say “Lego Man” 3 times, beings like these will haunt your house by leaving Lego bricks in strategic places for you to step on! The only way to break the curse is to offer them a sufficient minifigure sacrifice to harvest for parts, for this is how they reproduce. However, you can also pass the curse to someone else via a successful rickroll if your minifigures are too precious or the offering is rejected...