Yes, The Book Of Songs. This car is called The Book Of Songs. Most car companies try to give their cars a prestigious, cool, or respectable-sounding name, and... um... I guess “The Book Of Songs” is one way to do that...
“Oh yeah? You think you’re so cool with your ‘Challenger’? You think your ‘Mustang’ is hot stuff? Well I drive THE FREAKING BOOK OF SONGS!!! Take that, motherrespecter!”
Just imagine.. You waltz into the DMV to register your new car... They ask you what it’s called, and you say “The Book Of Songs”. They go to write it down but then look up at you in confusion. You say, “You heard me”, and they now have to deal with the fact that this exists. You probably just contributed to a DMV employee drowning their sorrows in beer tonight.
Or imagine you’re at church and someone comes in and says “Do any of you drive The Book Of Songs? ‘Cause it’s being towed.” Everyone in the congregation is now confused.
Is the owner’s manual called The Book Of The Book Of Songs?
If I wrote a musical about the owner’s manual, I could call it The Song Of The Book Of The Book Of Songs...
My performers would have to rehearse by using The Songbook Of The Song Of The Book Of The Book Of Songs...
I love this car :)
