I'm proud to announce E90 and I are launching our 2020 campaign

Our platform is as follows:

• Every Tuesday is Twingo Tuesday.
• The Nissan Versa is officially banned.
• One hour of Unnecessary Car Shopping is mandated per day.
• Ban the Versa again.
• Change the national anthem to the 1982 number-one hit “Africa” by Toto.
• Overturn the 25-year rule.
• Ban CVTs.
• Did I mention ban the Versa?

We firmly believe in a brighter and better future for America. Except Florida. That place can’t be saved. But yeah, vote for us.

I’m BlueMazda2 and I approve this message.

Note: Failure to abide by the rules will result in a free one way ticket to gulag.