To the victor go the spoils.
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And substantially higher blood sugar.
And higher weight.
Send help.
In all honesty, I’ll probably take the candy to my evening finance classes to give out to everyone. I’m sure that’ll be a welcome treat during a 3.5 hour lecture.
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