Boris Johnson Actually a woman?

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U.K. Oppos hear me out. The First time I saw Boris, I thought ‘That’s obviously Worzel Gummidge in a suit.’

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Worzel Gummidge is Doctor Who (best one)

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Doctor Who is now a Lady. I’m pretty sure this all makes perfect sense.