Spiritual Ancestor of that Ram-Sedan abomination: The Stutz Bear.

Not sold in the domestic matket. Mostly made for Saudi bigwigs to be chauffeured around shootin’ stuff, would have been a big hit.

Graphic: Stutz

And yes, that is a convertible squarebody Suburban with a trunk, because of course it is.

Graphic: Stutz

Where Do I bitch that Kinja’s all fucked up?