Toyota Strikes Fear in the Hearts of Buyers, in Attempt to Sell Them AWD Camrys (not really a hard sell)

What could we add to make this even scarier (short of freezing precipitation)?

Water-logged road - check!

Limited visibility: dark, rain, trees - check!

Ridiculously curvy road - check!

High liklihood of cervidae in roadway - check!

Lightning, lightning, very, very frightening - check!

Riding in the passenger seat with a terrible Camry driver - check!

The horror!

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