I'm going to have take his F'ing keys.

My 85 year old father is still going out to shop for non-essential items, after I told him face to face to keep his ass at home. My mom had cancer a few years back, and is not as ambulatory as he is, as her knees are at the end of their useful life. Damn it man, don’t make me go over and disable your cars just to keep you safe. This virus is nothing to fuck around with. Please, I really don’t want to have to bury my parents earlier than I have to. I’m 51 years old, but really like having my mom and dad around. Who else am I going to have to borrow tools from and sew buttons on my coats?

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