My Girlfriend Is The Best

We are celebrating Valentine’s Day early this year. She got me the best gift anyone could’ve gotten me; A dealer placard from the dealer my truck was originally purchased from in 1993. A dealer that closed nearly 15 years ago and a Ford licensed promotional plastic ERTL model of a 1993 Ranger that was only sold through Ford dealers in 1993 and 1994.

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And all I got her was a lousy Suzuki

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I feel like I didn’t get her enough