The spooky trio: Denton, Thiel, Spanfeller

Who would Trump like most as white house press secretary?

Denton ignored a court order, something Trump and co like doing. In ignoring that court order, he caused Gawker to go away. The whole Gawker family of sites was noted for its hard-hitting journalism, something Trump hates, so Trump would be happy to see it go.

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Thiel is the one who sued Gawker to the grave, so Trump must like that. If only Thiel would do the same to Perez Hilton, who is known for outing a bunch of gay people (the reason Thiel funded Gawker lawsuits, to get revenge)

And of course, there’s Spanfeller. Trying to quiet Deadspin, and the effects of fighting a unionized free press.

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That’s the only reason these three scary monsters would do what they did, to vie for the spot as Trump’s press secretary or some other role in the Trump administration.