Time for a wine-fueled hot take

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There is absolutely no reason to own a radar detector other than to try to defeat speed traps. Having one basically broadcasts to the world that you’re a shitdick who intentionally drives at unsafe speeds and the presence of one in your car should be enough evidence for a speeding ticket on the spot.

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It’s funny though, the types of authority-hating jerks who own radar detectors are always the first to slap Thin Blue Line stickers on their car when minorities start getting gunned down.