After seeing Torchinsky’s post about his new car, I decided to see what they had for motorcycles. Man, there is some crazy stuff in here. Some of it is wild, some of it is kinda reasonable. Anyways, here’s what I found. A good chunk of it has minimum order numbers, meant for dealers, but there’s plenty of stuff that can be bought singly.
The site is just chock-full of these UJM-Lite clone thingies. Most have a 125cc 4-stroke single-jingle, likely Lifan. The unit prices are crazy low, even after shipping they’re as cheap or cheaper than the cheapest scooters on the market.
And of course where would we be without a Harley clone?
Most of the listings are fairly complete, too, with decent translations and full spec sheets.
Plenty of knockoff Cubs and Vespas and the like. Note that you can buy a single “sample” for an increased cost despite the minimum order of 50
What are the chances this gets you a real RE?
Plenty of brandless Scramblers and Cafe Racers to go around.
Hol’ up, does that say diesel?!?!
Single-cylinder sportbike. Definitely not oxymoronic.
An actual police bike with lights and sirens. Huh.
I will literally eat my shorts if this is a genuinely licensed Repsol livery.
And, uh, huh. I’m struggling to come up with something snarky to say about this last one. Sure it won’t be much faster than a moped but it’d be a hell of a lot cooler. A brand new motorcycle for the same price as the cheapest running hunk of junk on craigslist sounds like a good deal.
