T R I J E T

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent

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Illustration for article titled T R I J E T — Photo: Me, you fuckface. I literally just took it. It exists nowhere on earth but here and my phone.

I have no clue what kind but it’s completely un-liveried and parked in the corner of the airport usually reserved for freight operations. This is likely some big-wig’s corporate jet.

EDIT: poking around in google image results for “trijet” reveals it to be a Dassault Falcon.

EDIT 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: a search of the tail number reveals it to be owned by Oakmont Corp, a Californian investment management firm