I have an irrational desire to buy a 4Runner

Seriously. There is no reason for me to buy one, but damned if I’m not looking. Never owned a Toyota, I’ve always been a Jeep guy with something like 5 of them in my past.

Then I was behind a guy at a light in a 4Runner, AND HE PUT THE BACK WINDOW DOWN! Let me repeat. THE BACK WINDOW ROLLS INTO THE TAILGATE!

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Why hasn’t anyone told me about this before? Why is this the greatest idea in the world in my mind? I do not have the answer to either, but suddenly I’m looking. Wish I hadn’t just leased my Outback in January. Good news is I’m blowing out the mileage on that lease, so I can use seriously twisted logic to justify buying a 4Runner.

Plus, the last generation had a V8. Just think of the questionable shit I could drag home with a 7300lb tow rating!

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