Funny story....

I went to the liquor store to grab some beer. I was intending to get some Paulaner Märzen lager, but my store stopped carrying it. No problem, I remember I like Paulaner Salvator double bock.

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It’s tasty. What I didn't remember is that it's nearly 8% ABV. And then I had a couple of them before dinner. Then I had a couple more instead of dinner. I *might* be drunk. I also might knock off the other two because they're so damn good. WHEEEEEE.