{"isEmbiggened":false,"pageType":"frontpage","postId":"1839001332","postPermalink":"https://oppositelock.kinja.com/hot-8-1839001332","parentId":null,"parentAuthorId":null,"defaultBlogId":"1252545","defaultBlogDisplayName":"Oppositelock","authorIds":["1465884621"],"authorName":"Goggles Pizzano","className":"sc-1i9kufk-0 ixGbux"}