Saw a thing, and my eyes are still burning

Wow - an appliance so dated and awkward it should only be sold in refrigerator white. A car that makes a Sentra look appealing.

And that badge. I once had a G4. It was an expensive Macintosh that I bought in 1999. This car thing looked like a refuge from 1999, but completely lacking the style and functionality of that Macintosh.