26 hours since I returned home from shopping and the quantity of whiskey continues to diminish. Fuck this extra COVID weight that had made it harder to get intoxicated. I used to be a lightweight but I’m so damn fat now that it takes more than previously to get appropriately fuct up.
And for the record, the best sour cream and onion potato chips come from the generic brand ‘Essential Everyday’. I’ve tried a dozen varieties and these are simply the best regardless of price.
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I want cheesecake.