Jesus Christ, Google.

I’m old enough to remember that when you searched from something on Google, it returned that result. I also remember when you had to put queries in quotation marks if you wanted to search Google for what you explicitly wanted. Now that fucker takes your quotation marks and returns this in the results: “Missing: [x] | Must include: [x].” Yes, mother fucker, that’s why I took the time to put it in quotation marks, oh my god fuck you.

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