My Ivy League ass drinking with a dude from a biker gang: “tell me more, please”

Internally: “Stop telling me more, that’s very illegal.”

Externally: “oh, yes, let’s talk cocaine, because I understand that more than motorcycles.”

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Internally: “stop telling me more, that’s very illegal. Are we friends now? Am I in a gang?”

I’ve decided I’m now in a gang. Don’t fuck with me, Oppos.